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Thrice // So Strange I Remember You |
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... iN CASE OF FiRE KiCK THE COWBOY ...
Hey partners.
+ Worked today from 10 to 5. Kris went in for an interview and got a job there too. Chris interviewed her and he said she was really nervous and the night I got my interview done he said Frank said I was the most outgoing person in an interview in a long time. Well..DUH. Lol. What sux is Sam doesnt like her so she quit today and her last day is Saturday. I think she's taking it wayyy too seriously but hey it's her decision. And I was talkin to customers and chillin near the fitting rooms and laughin at Antoine because he cares. Lol. I have the best job I swear. :D
+ Saw The Transporter the other day with Mike O., Jess, Melissa and Audrey. It was pretty good. Lots of action. We WERE there to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding but it was sold out when we got to the front of the line. Sucked. :\. Oh well dudes. No big crackers. :x
... FUNNY SHiT ...
+ Whats with the old geezer?!
+ I just remembered those 2 old Snickers commercials at work today with the panda bear and I felt the need to say them there and I feel the need now to say them. And if you dont like it, dont tell me go to Japan and yell at the pandas yourself. Dont waste the flava on me yanno? Lol. Here we go:
"Hey who's thinkin about lunch time huh? We can get out there we can get ourselves some panda lunch you know what a panda has for lunch dontcha..he has bamBOO!" "Come to luuuuunch..and have some bambooooo with meeeee" Not goin anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers. That oughta hold ya. "Hey Franklin, what do you want more than anything else in the whole world?" "I'd like to go to lunch" "ME TOO! I bet some co-workers of mine would love to have lunch with you" "I bet they would I'm so pretty..Im so pretty watch this. PRETTY PRETTY DANCiNG" "You can see all this and more at lunch" "PRETTY PRETTY DANCiNG" Not goin anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers. Peanuts, caramel, chocolate. That oughta hold ya. "You know what a panda has for lunch..eehh ehh ya bamboo!" Hungry? Grab a Snickers.
+ Yanno what..AOL should make the "you've got mail" sayings different. Like, when you get something you really want, it'll say "you've got something important". And if it sends junk mail then it'll say "you've got junk" or "you've got porn"
+ I'll never join the army because "at ease" will never be easy to me. It should be "rather uptight still". I dont relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal EEEASE. "At ease" must not be in the military. "I'm at eeeeaaaasssseeee bro. Cuz I am not in the military. I'm EXTRA at ease."
+ The thing about tennis is no matter how good I get..I'll never be as good as a wall. I played the wall once they're fuckin relentless!
... EXiT STAGE LEFT ...
Alright I'm goin now. Leave me some good ol fashion comments and I'll send: The mayor, jelly beans, the new Grease DVD, some bird food, fake licenses, an ex boyfriend..actually take them all, a pretty dancing panda :], bottle of Celebrex, nail clippers, ans SHAMUUUUU! <3
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[12 Oct 2002|09:56pm] |
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Jimmy Fallon // Idiot Boyfriend |
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Ya. Havent written for a while. So I guess I should explain myself. Remember Alex. Ya. He's the best. Found him cheating on me. Ya uh huh. So he's out of my picture now. I have a job at BOBS. It's ok. I like it. My friends are the greatest. Ya. Lots of drama between them not involving me. But they're still great. Remember Andrew too. No we do not go out. But I want to fool around with him. Yep I said around. So he's comin to visit next Sunday. So life is fine. Guys are assholes. Thats my only complaint. Oh well. <33
( Edit. ):
Pick up the phone
come on
I love you
Lets get in my dad's SUV,
And we'll go over to my house
my crib
my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up
How bout like
something like the Matrix
Ooooo
Ahhhhh
I can turn my boom box up
and make the bass
smack the side of my moms couch
Yeah!
Hey baby you like fine cooking?
Cause you know what?
I got a Swanson's dinner
in the freezer
with your name on it
Check it out
Yeah!
I got a permanent wave, yeah!
I got an Ogilvie home perm, baby
Uh! I Honk the horn
can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear you honk it!
Come on!
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[27 Sep 2002|05:48pm] |
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Sev // Same Old Song |
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Hello my goat stoners!
-- Wednesday after drivers ed, Alex picked me up and I chilled with him on his day off. I left his house around 9 and I watched some TV and I was on the computer a bit so I didnt go upstairs til like 10:15. When I went to my room he was just sittin there with the biggest smile on his face. We talked for about 2 hours then we got kinda intimate and..further information will not be included. LOL!@ Ehh..ok fine so we made love. And notice the choice of words. I say "made love" instead of we fucked around then he split. It was amazing. God he's a great guy. I have not found a single flaw in his precious 6-pack ab flowing black haired body. And he's a genius in bed. So gentle. Like I never wanted to go to sleep again. Lol. Ok enough of making everyone sick. Then I woke up and there was a cute little note for me: "Being with you makes me happy, but knowing I make you happy is a blessing from God. And that puts the smile on my face every morning. Have a great day. Love truly and deeply, Alex." Damnit what a sweetheart. I'm so happy I didn't go crawling back to my ex. That penis was so rotten. My new penis is great. My favorite vibrating penis yep thats what he is. Lol. Me and Alex share a common bond that most couples never have. He's a god. Thats it, so perfect. I can't imagine any other time I was ever happier with a guy. Damn. There are no other words than that. Just..damn.
-- OOOH! I FiNALLY got a job. I am gonna be working in the womens department at BOBS. YAY!@ It'll be great. And Kris put her application in too through our marketing teacher ( thats how I got the job :D ) and when he comes back from vacation he'll read it and she'll get a job. Frank almost NEVER rejects recommended MHS DECA students so that'll be fantastic dudes. :] Plus she's a nerd like me. LMAO no.
-- Can the blind dream? And if they do, what do they see?
-- I'm in the mood for..lions. Lol. MUFASA! OMG!~ I'm gonna sing it..you cant stop me..here I go!
Ohhhhhhhhh I've got a loveily bunch of COCONUTS..dee-da-lee-dee. There they are, standing in a rowwww..bum bum bum. Big ones, small ones, SOME AS BiG AS YOUR HEAD! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO! SQUASH THE FLYiNG PARTiCiPLE! KiLL iT WiTH YOUR MiGHTY FRYiNG PAN AND BUBBLE GUM! Lol wow.
I'm desending now. I'm going where no woman has gone before..ELTON JOHNS PANTALONES! K. Leave me comments and you can travel with me on my journey through his pants too. It's gonna be hella dark down there so bring a lantern. THARS GOLD IN THEM PANTS CROCKY! HAHAAAAAA! <3
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[11 Sep 2002|09:55pm] |
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Dashboard Confessional // Drowning |
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Hey kids. Welp..todays 9-11. All day we've been talking about it, turning on the news and watching replay after replay of any camera who caught the disturbing footage that was just a year ago. We've had our moment of silence and our prayers and memorials and it's been a long day. Yet it's been a very hard and dilligent year for everyone and it's gone by so quickly. And right now..I ask a question to all of you. Where were you? What if..you were looking right up at that building crumbling down and ashes were blowing towards your face. Watching innocent lives jump out the windows and then that second plane hit. Where were you? I was in a classroom. It was heartbreaking. What if you were there? How would you react? People probably ask this everyday. I know I do. I wrote a poem to whoever is responsible for this tragedy. I dont expect appraisal and I dont expect anyone to be offended. This is how I feel. My opinions. My words. Dont criticize them. Thank you.
To you;
To you .. whoever you are.
make sense of this to me
innocent lives were lost to you..
you took them viciously..
how could you look them in their eyes..
and see the burning fear..
how could you hear their screams and cries
and not want to wipe their tears..
how could you not think of children
who would lose their mom or dad..
how could you not think of spouses,
who would lose everything they had..
To you .. whoever you are.
how were you tricked so easily,
did you not know that Jesus Christ
could have made you free..
did you not know that hate and pain
were not the way to live,
did you not know that Christ
had given you the perfect gift..
To you .. whoever you are.
you are not honored any more
I know your judgement came..
and what you were due for..
To you .. whoever you are.
I hope the story's remembered like this
you were the face of evil..
who lost the battle to exist
you were the coward ,
who couldnt show your ugly face..
you tried to cheat yourself to victory,
without finishing the race..
you've stepped on the soil of a Christian land..
and together we will rise,
our face will shine with the light
of the Lord standing by our side.
You may destroy many things
but our soul not one of those
for faith in the man with a Christian heart
creates a solid soul.
and with the guidance of God and strength of another
we will one day heal this tragedy..
For God, he blessed America ;
The land of the free..and the home of the brave.
Just to say this too. If I happen to pass on tomorrow or any day, I want everyone to know I love you all. Because you never know when that'll be the last time you'll say it. God bless <33
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[10 Sep 2002|09:51pm] |
Look my new icon;
I absoultely love it. Hm?! :] They cant get us again..WE HAVE GUARDS!@ WiTH GUNS! AND BiG BiG BOMBS!*@% Rar.
Just have to share this other new icon with you too <3. I'll TRY to write tomorrow promise! &iLu ALL!
PS: Guess who called from Ireland..well actually Scotland..when I wasn't home on Sunday. YA i KNOW!@
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[07 Sep 2002|09:18am] |
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Puddle Of Mudd // She Fuckin Hates Me |
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Hey kids.
-- So sorry I haven't updated. But I fell in love with my UJ and I've been writing on that. But here's MY NEW LAYOUT! Isn't it wonderful?! Dashboard Confessional really influences me. Their emo songs actually helped me get over Chaz. Comment me and tell me if you like it or not. And I'll try to update some more on this journal. <3
ANYWAYS!@*
-- My purse got stolen yesterday. GREAT HUH!@  . Here's the full run down of the story. I went to band 7th period. Now hold on..band. BAND! Who would take a purse..from band? Ehh I don't get it. Anyways, I threw my purse down on the ground next to my backpack and went to get my clarinet. Jaime was talking about something else that happened yesterday that she just found out about and that offended her and me too..I'll say that later. Then we all went outside to march. We weren't out there for more than maybe 10 or 15 minutes. Came back in, and it was gone. I looked all over the band room trying to find it and it just wasnt there so I went to the main office and they didn't do shit. Actually wait..they told me to wait til Monday. WHAT KiND OF SHiT iS THAT! I swear I was so pissed. And this is almost exactly EVERYTHiNG I had in there:
. my CELL PHONE ;[
. my permit slip
. 2 ex's rings 1 from Chaz 1 from Jamie
. 8 bucks and some change
. my calling card
. my pictures of Chaz and Shawn
. my Bobs card
. my BEST makeup which was expensive
. my last packs of gum..lol ok.
. 2 numbers I needed to remember
. my library card
. my picture ID
. my new faceplate was on my cell that I bought: $10
RARRRRRR! I'm really pissed. But thank god they didnt get my class ring. And what's funny is I had it in my purse this morning and I took it out and wore it all day. Lol. I'm feeling better about it more now than I was before..but it still really sucks. What makes me feel better is that those were all material things. If it was something diar important to me then I would freak more. It wont bother me after a while but it's gonna bug me for a few days now. What's also bad is that purses seldom get found..with everything in it. But I left a nasty message on my cell phone for the person who has it. LOL!
-- I have a story to tell about what happened in our school on Thursday that I just found out 7th period..but I will say it later after I get home from the DMV..again..*sigh*. I'm sorry I'm not leaving anything funny because my level of humor isn't as high as usual. I think this is my first pissed off message. Lol should I be proud? Ehh leave comments if you would like to. It'd be nice though ;\ <3
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[24 Aug 2002|10:48pm] |
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Hie my favoritest potheads!*
-- I went to a party Thursday night and you'll see some pictures of who was there that Jo gave to me and we used with like 4 different cameras. None of me though, she couldn't catch me cuz she was drunker than I was and I could run really fast and not smash into..stuff. Lol. Around 10 something she picked me up and we went to her house. Then some more people started comin and we looked around for any sort of "alcoholic substance". We found some under a board in the pantry in the basement. HAH! Anyways we swam in her pool and I got thrown by Travis and Peter ( Jo's favorite boyfriend..so far..lol ). They suck as of now. But Travis is a damn fox! Most of her friends are hot or pretty just like her. Anyways after we all got dressed we played Twister and drank a little and just chilled and talked. Then we all went to Cobalt Cafe and saw some locals and danced our asses off. And I got a big suprise. My friend Bryan told me he was attracted to me. I was kinda pissed at that because I was TRYiNG to set him up with Emie for like a month now and I guess in the process he got to know me more and formed a "special bond" with me. He said he was interested in her too but that he had more of a feel for me. I coulda killed him. But I'm gonna get them together..oh yes. Around 6 in the morning everyone left except me, Emie, and Riley and we slept over Jo's. Woke up at 10 and went home. Lol I was beat as hell. But I loved every second of it! :D.
-- I used to have an ant farm and them fellas dont grow shit!
-- I wanna be a race car passenger. Just the person who bugs the driver. "Say man..can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why do we keep goin in circles?" "Can I put my feet out the window?"
-- You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
-- At the end of my notes to my friends I like to write "PS; This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were elimated."
-- 2 years ago I got in an arguement with a boyfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an arguement cuz then I tried to walk out..and slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation?! Zipper it up really quick?!! *zip zip* "Fuck you."
-- Time for din din. It's lemon peppered chicken with roasted garlic fettuchini. Basically, the perfect last meal. Lol. And now for your viewing pleasure..PiCTURES! Comment me. I need some love <3
( PART..Y? Because I GOTTA! )
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[21 Aug 2002|10:13pm] |
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AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE WKEHTRVEKRJTHVNRJNTHGKJNHTKNREHN TJHH!!! TAMYRA GOT VOTED OFF!!!! THIS IS MADNESS! NIKKI HAS KICKED EVERYONE OFF AND SHE SUCKS!! FLAT OUT CANT SING!!!! TAYMRA HAS TALENT!! I HATE AMERICAN GIRLS! THEY WOULDN'T KNOW TALENT IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS!!!! "HEY WHAT WAS THAT DID I SIT ON A BEE?" NOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS TAMYRA YOU FUCKER!!!! RIPPIN PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT FAIRRRRR! DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!!!!! IM MOVING TO FRANCE!!!!!!! PARLE VOUS MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! ARRGGGGGGGGGG! ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR NIKKI IS FUCKIN INSANE SHE'S TERRIBLE! TAMYRA HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND YOU PICKED THE VOICE OF A DONKEY!@@^%!@%&^@B XD3ERDF45RWESDFXC45RWESFDC!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!@@!@%^$!!!!!! I HATE THIS AMERICA IS WRONG!!! ARRGGGGGGGGGG!!! EVERYONE ONLY LIKED NIKKI BECAUSE SHE HAS A SON!!! SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! DONT FEEL PITY FOR HER BECAUSE HER SON WILL POUR ON WATER WORKS!!!!!
TAMYRA FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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[17 Aug 2002|08:52pm] |
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-- YAY! MY BABY CALLED ME!* He's ooootay! I was extremely worried about him because on the news the other night they said severe floods all across Europe so I was freaked out. But he said that they only ran into this big one before they got to Venice. They're staying somewhere in Italy for a week cuz his mom wanted to go so badly. And this is really cute. His neighbor is this old Italian woman and he has one of those English-Italian dictionaries so he asked her in Italian "Can you teach me Italian love song?". So it took him 2 days but he got it down on paper and he sung it to me over the phone. It was so beautiful. He tried to get one in France but nobody wanted to help him. But I thought that Italian would be better and so did he. I asked him if he saw any pretty French or Irish or Italian or Greek girls and he got some brownie points for this answer: "Ya of course I saw a lot of pretty girls, but none of them were as beautiful as the one that I have waiting at home for me" All I could say was "She must feel very lucky to have you" and he said "I'm the lucky one". I had happy tears in my eyes. He's so damn sweet even when he's away! I love him soooooo much! <3333 
-- I wish I could have met Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack. That would have been nice. I have a fetish for old songs. Idk what it is about them..but they make me smile.
-- Did you know that Jimmy cracked corn..and NOBODY CARED! You learn something new everyday ;D
-- God I'm in such a good mood! I mean why wouldn't I be..I have a great boyfriend, great friends who care ( offline and online ), school is starting soon and I'm gonna be a junior, I'm starting drivers ed in the fall, I'm gonna be a cheerleader in the winter, EVERYTHING IS PEACHY! <3
AbercrombieK69: -----x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x------
LilBabyDucky33: hey look a bar code..kinda ;x
AbercrombieK69: a bracelet for youy
LilBabyDucky33: ..AWWWWWWWW!
AbercrombieK69: llililililii
LilBabyDucky33: thats going in the journal damnit
AbercrombieK69: thats a barcode
LilBabyDucky33: youre a basketcase AbercrombieK69: MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AbercrombieK69: lol
LilBabyDucky33: no..not a cow
AbercrombieK69: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LilBabyDucky33: b-a-s-k-e-t-c-a-s-e
LilBabyDucky33: NOT A COW!
AbercrombieK69: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AbercrombieK69: TAKE A DOO DOO PIE!!
AbercrombieK69: lol
AbercrombieK69: dont be scared
AbercrombieK69: lol
LilBabyDucky33: too late
AbercrombieK69: lol
Lol CRAZY NUT@! :o
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[16 Aug 2002|08:05pm] |
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Ok this is really important. I can't keep track of the millions of friends that I have on my list and I'm getting confused ( hey..if you had 160-170 something friends you would get confused too. lol ).
So right now I am deleting everyone on my list.
If you still want to stay on then please comment me and I'll add you as soon as I can. Thank you everyone for your cooperation! <33
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[14 Aug 2002|08:56am] |
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Randomness time!* ( everyone loves this time )
I'm illegally blonde . SpongeBob's pants aren't square . They're rectangular . I actually want to go back to school soon . Diet Pepsi isn't that bad . Diet Coke is that bad . There are 14 // 200 people on my buddylist right now . 10 have away messages . In Hartford the temperature is 93 F . West Nile is getting closer to us . What happened to the show Pete + Pete? . Michael Jackson looks like the girl ape from Planet of the Apes . The nose gives that away . My guinea pig is squeaking . If we cloned shrimp we could end world hunger . We could also mass produce plastic forks which would unite the nations and cure lactose intolerancy . It would be scary as hell to get trapped in a cornfield in the middle of the night . Everywhere you look there's corn . I think muppets are a part of an underground drug dealership . If asked I would in fact eat catfood . They make it look so good on TV in the little glass dish . Without gravity..WE'D FLOAT INTO SPACE . Damn Brad Pitt is a fox . Beans give you gas . My friend Steve thinks he's funny . He's not . He also think's he's a drop-dead gorgeous pimp machine . Again..he's not . I saw Austin Powers 3 the day it came out . It was great . MOLEY MOLEY MOLEEE . Tomorrow will be 1 whole month for me and Alex . <33 . He won't be here to celebrate with me . I won't be here either . I'll be at a band meeting . YAY CAPITOLISM . Band for life . I wanna be a supermodel . Porsche's new speed demon goes 0 to 60 in 5.6 seconds . Damn that's fast . Where's my asian friend? . If I were a man I would want a big black penis . The bigger the better . Future porn star . Will you be my sex slave? . I <33 my boyfriend . Til ya just cant boogie no more . Normal people scare me . GRRR BABY VERY GRRR . If you kill me I'll pay you a shiny new penny . Spell Justin Guarini . D-A-M-N . People have said that I have J.Lo's face . More like I have her ass . Just one calorie..not evil enough . Brandon Boyd rocks my socks . I wrote a lot so far . I wonder who's actually reading all of this . I HATE THE SPEARS . Joey is trying to bring back the word BOOTYLICIOUS . It's not working ;] . Ima punk child . You're really lovely underneath it all . My buddy Ashie says hello . She slept over last night . No we're not lesbians together . In her dreams is a different story . HAH . I'm not that funny am I? . COME ON KIDS SING ALONG WITH THE KANGAROO . Water in a bottle is STILL the greatest invention . AQUAFINA BABY . I'm still Batman . Do I make you horny baby? . DO I?! . London bridge is falling down . No it's not really falling down . The dish ran away with the spoon . Bahhhh . Sheep noise . How do fish have sex? . I can see two fishes humping . You make me feel like a natural woman . I'm thinking these things in my head as I write along . STILL HATE BRITNEY SPEARS . She has a sister you know . That's her evil mini clone . I would like to clone Tom Cruise . Two of him would be perfect . The Macarena is SO OLD . Anyone think I'm funny?! . Rubber ducky you're the one squeak squeak . And BINGO was his name-o . Wont you be..my neighbor? . Still wanna be my sex slave? . Blue & White..Dragons..Lets Go! . When you wish apon a star some annoying little cricket comes to your aid . Disney is classic . I would love to be Ariel from The Little Mermaid . Wouldn't you? . 867-5309 . Thats a Blink 182 song . No pads..no helmets..just BALLS . Daddy wasn't there PEACE!
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[12 Aug 2002|06:28pm] |
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ON MY COMMUNITY!
ANYONE WHO IS GOOD AT MAKING LAYOUTS OR KNOWS HOW THEN PLEASE EMAIL ME AT LilBabyDucky33@aol.com CUZ I NEED HELP SO BADLY PLEASEEEEEEE. THE COMMUNITY IS /~wh0rish_layouts
PLEASE HELP!!!! IM BEGGIN YOU!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
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[08 Aug 2002|10:18pm] |
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My baby just called me from Spain. ;[ Damnit I miss him. He's been gone for a week and almost 5 days now. He misses me so much and thinks about me everyday. And he's not getting me any gifts like I told him not to..I think..I hope. I don't want a guy to spend his money on me to show me he loves me. And Alex thankfully hasn't done that yet which I admire him for.
I need a hug.. ;[
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[07 Aug 2002|09:17am] |
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I hate..HAAAATE..LJ. I want it shot and mounted on my WALL! Ughh..is it being run my men or something cuz it's being mean and hurtful.
Now UJ I love. I can make styles, have as many icons as I want, and the codes aren't ruined. It's perfect for me. So if I don't post much here it's because all my posts are on that journal. ;].
Goin to get ready for Masquamakit beach now <33
( By the way, the guy in the icon..thats Alex ;] <33333 )
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[06 Aug 2002|07:04pm] |
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damnit can someone help me get the new frame code? or at least help me with my gay journal?! thank you. this is pissing me off so much.
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[06 Aug 2002|01:35pm] |
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UNDER CONSTRUCTION CUZ BOOMSPEED IS A GAY MONKEY!!!
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[04 Aug 2002|02:32pm] |
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Making new layout as you read this. It will be..Ehh I'd rather not tell ;]
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Let me just remind everyone that this is not me now. I do not have sex anymore because I have given a vow of celebacy since last year around September so please don't judge me as a slut over this because I know I did a lot of stupid stuff in the past and this is most of it. So dont judge please. Thank you:
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Had oral sex? Yes
3. Had anal sex? Yes
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? No
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? No
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes actually
8. Written an erotic story? No
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? ..Yes
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Yes
13. Had sex while standing up? No
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? No
15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"? No
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Whipped cream ya
17. Used ice erotically? Yes
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? No
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Yes
20. Used a sex toy? No
21. Used a vibrator? No
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? No
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? No
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Nope
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? Nope
26. Given sex in sympathy? Nope
27. Had sex with a virgin? Yes
28. Ever cheated on someone? ..Yes..;\
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? No
30. Had sex with your landlord? No
31. Had sex with a teacher? Ok no..that's just sick
32. Had sex with a boss? No
33. Had sex with a relative? Does it look like I'm a redneck!! No!!!
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? No
35. Had sex with twins? No
36. Had homosexual sex? No
37. Had sex with a pet? No sickos
38. Had sex with a farm animal? No *Baaaaaa*
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Alcoholic influence and it wasn't my choice it was my drunkeness
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? No At once? No
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? No
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? No
45. Had a menage-a-trois? No
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No
49. Had sex in a public place? No
50. If so, where? Nowhere
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? No
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? No
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Yes
54. Had sex in a moving car? No
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? No
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yes
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? No
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.) No
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? No
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No
65. Had sex on public transportation? No
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? No
67. Had sex in the water? No
68. Had sex in an elevator? No
69. Had sex in a cemetery? MORBID!
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? No
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? It was truth or dare on Halloween..again not my choice just havin a little fun
73. Looked at a nude magazine? No
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? No
75. Seen a live stripper? Unfortunetly..wont talk about that..then theres Steph..Lol
76. Seen a live sex show? Lol my friends tried to film one once
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? No
78. Showered with a partner? No
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genital,mooned) Yes
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? No
81. Stripped for someone? Yup
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? STEEPH! ;]
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes
86. Showered while someone watched? No
87. Masturbated? No..I don't know why I haven't done it yet..but no.
88. Masturbated while someone watched? No
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No
92. Been walked in on while having sex? No
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Yes damn asshole..umm..ahem anyways
94. Had phone sex? No
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? No
97. Been photographed nude? Yes
98. Been photographed having sex? No
99. Been videotaped having sex? Yes..which that has been thrown out
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? No
101. Role-played a sexual situation? No
102. Taken part in transvestism? No
103. Used a blindfold during sex? No
104. Used handcuffs during sex? No
105. Inflicted pain during sex? No
106. Received pain during sex? Yes
107. Used nipple clips? No
108. Used sex dice? No
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? No
110. Received an electric shock during sex? No
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) No
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? No
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? No
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Eww No
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-- OMG. I think I'm really in love this time. And it's not that "oh I think I'm in love because he's a great kisser" kind of love, it's the "wow this guy knows everything I like and he gives me a sure feeling I never felt before" kind.
Last night Alex came to my window ( It was around 11;00 ) and told me he had a suprise for me. So he told me to get dressed and I asked him where we were going and all he said was "It's a suprise you monkey"..Lol weirdo. Anyways, I got in his jeep and it looked like he had something under a blanket, but he wouldnt let me look at it. So I ended up falling asleep. I woke up when we stopped and we were pulled to the side of a back road next to this big lake. The next thing I knew Alex put a frickin blindfold over my eyes and told me not to peek or he wouldn't call me from Europe at all..so I kept my hands in my pocket. I heard seldom cars go by and I heard crickets and frogs everywhere. Then he put headphones over my ears so I couldn't hear either so that ruined the night sounds. It was Dashboard Confessional playing. At this time I though "This kid is pretty slick the way he knows me like the back of his hand." Lol. After about 4 songs went by, Alex takes the headphones off and grabs my hand. He lead me to some rubber thing and says for me to sit. Then I definetly knew we were on the water. I saw something small and yellow through the blindfold but I couldn't make it out. After about a minute of silence, he leans over and says "Isn't it romantic out here?!". I told him "Well, I bet it is. I wouldn't really know since I can't see..". We laughed, then he kissed me and took off the blindfold. We were on the water in a tube boat big enough to fit about 10 people. There were candles lit up at each corner. He had a white rose for me. His guitar was on the side with papers under it. He even had Frank Sinatra songs playing which made me laugh. The sky was clear and full of stars. The water was calm and everything was amazing. He told me we were in Cornwall in the Litchfield area, and we were floating on Mohawk Pond where his father used to take him as a kid. This is where his dad proposed to his mom. It was by far the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me. He told me he really cared about me and wouldn't trade me in for the world. He said that things will work out great. Then he sang to me. I cried. I didn't want him to go away. I didn't want to miss his smile and his sweetness. We kissed and cuddled under the stars all night, just talking and holding eachother. Around 4ish we had to go. He dropped me off and we kissed goodbye and he said he would write to me and try to call at least twice. Then he drove off slowly. Their flight was at 6;15. And this morning I woke up in tears. He'll be gone for a whole 2 months and I don't know what I'll do without him. Everytime I was with him he would suprise me a different way, and thats something I love about him. He's always full of suprises - you never know what he would do next. And it was exciting cuz none of his plans would fail. He's just perfect. And I couldn't be happier. I have found the perfect boyfriend. And he's ALL MINE@!* :o <333
gimme some lovin <33
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. Yet no homework or detentions. And if you skipped they wouldn't know how to use the phone. Plus no grades and they can't stop you from doing anything. So it goes both ways. Ambidextrous. I would love to be ambidextrous. It would confuse people. Heh.
